Friday, July 9, 2010

no blog

some questions and answers, keep in mind that not every answer is a solution

you can't sleep?
that's probably because you're not tired enough...

feeling guilty?
well, you probably are

having trouble with your own personality?
to pee against the wind makes you wet and dirty! try the bathroom

having trouble with words? you feel like you can't express yourself? what you said isn't what they understood?
shut up and mind your own business, they'll never do, your mind is your prison, you'll get use to it, they wont...and if you need help, use the best company ever established, the big daddy, Google...he' searching word by word, not what that could mean...

still no answer?
get a dog from the asylum, call him Bob, you'll never know what it understand, but go where you show and it never pee against the wind, all you need is a corner...it keeps you busy, makes you smile, focus your anger, improves your social needs, makes girls stop for a second or two more by your side(if you use a halter)and it uses less then a tenth of what you need to feel fed...it isn't picky, young, old, short, tall, brown or bold, it likes them all and it's never going to be persecuted for alimony! I said Bob, not Anna...

living in a small flat on the twenty-first floor in the middle of the down-town?
it's really time to let your mum's skirt go, get a van, I never said that Bob is a German Sheppard. You can still sing in the shower, watch football games, drink soda or get drunk by your self, you won't be judged, and be miserable as before...

if you do that, move from mum, stay in a van, get a small ugly bastard, you're on the bottom already, it won't get worst, the only way is up now...you're life has a chance to turn around, because if there's some lower point, like...six feet beneath, that's really non of your problem, if there's a true, it is the fact, that you CANNOT bury yourself!

good luck,
I never said that big daddy's answers are picked up from a fairytale...